we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Did I show you my penis last night?
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Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
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I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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