I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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