I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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