last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
