THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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