some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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