Do you still have your period?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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