Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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