I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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