...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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