she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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