He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you have to choose: penises or morals?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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