Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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