I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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