I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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