we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
bring money and cleavage
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
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You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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