Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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