I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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