The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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