Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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