Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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