you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Randomize
