Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
50% drunk capacity currently
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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