After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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