they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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