No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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