Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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