What did we do last night that was yellow?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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