I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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