you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
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