Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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