i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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