More tranny stories later!
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
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Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
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