this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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