It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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