im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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