ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
there was a trapeze. enough said
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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