i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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