So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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