This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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