GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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