i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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