fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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