yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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