i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Randomize
