I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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