The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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