she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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