Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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