You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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