from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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