Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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