Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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