I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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