I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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