So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
this just has baby written all over it
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
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