I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
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So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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