Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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